Wednesday, December 31, 2014

3- Bananas

Words provided by T.G.:

- Coffee
- Bananas
- Lingerie
- President

He was one of those monkeys the whole zoo feared. He smuggled bananas in there like it was nobody's business. He had so much power in that place to the point where even the lion had to call him "the President".
His status also meant that he could get any female in that zoo he wanted. Any. Birds, giraffes, tigers, you name it and he had humped it, except for that stubbornly defying chimp. Her name was Tette, Italian for Boobs. Everybody tried to put some sense into her, but Tette refused to give in to the President. She insisted on not letting him have whatever he wanted just because he felt entitled to it. She actually secretly liked him, but didn't want to be just another won challenge in his pocket; she wanted to be the one, and that was the only way she was going to surrender herself to him.
On Tuesday morning, Tette was out hanging her lingerie to dry on the fence. She had woken up early to finish the laundry with her sister, The President was coming back from a party at the rooster's. He was dusting off the chicken feathers off himself when he caught a glimpse of Tette hanging her humongous bra on the fence. He overheard her telling her sister she could really use a cup of coffee. He saw his chance.
In a matter of minutes, the President was leaning over the fence, cup of coffee in hand. Tette was touched by his sweet gesture and felt a weird kick standing there talking to him. She was warming up to the President and she didn't know why exactly. What she also didn't know was that he had slipped in some bananas in her coffee!

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